Monday, April 20, 2009

Highland Lynx and Desert Lynx plus Poem

Emmi
Big White
Emmi
Fuji
K-2
Emmi
We've got a cat and her name is Fugi
every month she likes to Boogie.
We'd get her fixed, but we're way too far from town.
She moans and she groans and she flaunts her stuff,
But I really don't think she can get enough.
She sounds just like you turpentined a hound.

We got a cat and her name is Fugi
And every month she likes to Boogie.
My dog wants to kill her and put her in the ground.
She's as skinny as a rail and she's got no tail,
When she opens her mouth, can she ever wail
But - Big-White is nowhere to be found.

I'm just a cat and my name is Fugi
And every month, I like to Boogie
So I go outside, and I make my natural sound.
I got an itch that I can't scratch
I just want kittens, a nice big batch
But everyone is always putting me down.

We're got a cat and her name is Fugi
And every month she likes to Boogie.
We'd get her Fixed but we're way too far from town.
She moans and she groans and she flaunts her stuff
But I really don't think she can get enough.
She sounds just like you turpentined a hound.

Bryan

"THAT IS THE CHICKEN" added
Cats need fixin' else they drive you nuts.
Cats need fixin'....no ifs no buts.
What you guys need is a vet on a Skidoo.
Though I guess that'd make Fuji pretty blue!
So you'll just have to imagine that she's punk rockin,
A howling and a yowlin'...or you could just put a sock in!

4 comments:

That is the chicken said...

Cats need fixin' else they drive you nuts
Cats need fixin'...no ifs no buts.
What you guys need is a vet on a skidoo
Though I guess that'd make Fugi pretty blue!
So you'll just have to imagine that she's punk rockin',
A howlin' and a yowlin'...or you could just put a sock in!

Well maybe it would work!

I loved your rhyme! we have one cat..her name is Nuna...and she's fixed!

That is the chicken said...

P.S. I meant put a sock in the cat...not you guys! I like your poetry to much to want to put a sock in it!

Meandering Michael said...

Ha ha, the cat is driving Bryan nuts, eh?

jozien said...

Oh, i love your poem!!
Let her meet with her Tom.
I and Fugi, we love kittens.
My Loesje never had kittens, and i still feel sad about it, that now she never will.